Party for the Prez!
My cat got another email today.
The convention may be over, but the Party doesn't stop there. Parties for the President are still an easy way to show your support. Looking for a good time to share your home and spread the President's message? Host a Debate Watch Party for the President!
The Presidential debates are coming up and provide an excellent opportunity to share your support for President Bush and Vice President Cheney with friends, family and neighbors by hosting a party in your home.
September 30, 2004 - First Presidential Debate - Open your home and invite undecided friends and neighbors to join you as we watch the President talk about foreign policy issues important to voters.
This is a great idea, Bush supporters. Invite everyone over to watch the debates and then "accidentally" keep hitting the mute button when Kerry talks.
October 5, 2004 - Vice Presidential Debate - This will be one for the history books as the Vice President takes on the trial lawyer. Sparks will surely fly.
I agree whole-heartedly. I am really looking forward to this debate, when Cheney says something nasty, Edwards beams at him and the frustration to tell him to fuck off finally catches up with Cheney, causing him to either say it, slap the grin off Edwards' face, or keel over from a heart attack.
October 8, 2004 - Second Presidential Debate - The candidates engage in a town hall discussion with undecided voters.
October 13, 2004 - Third Presidential Debate - President Bush and Senator Kerry face off for the last time before the election. The third debate will focus on domestic policy.
And don't forget, Bush supporters, to immediately tune into "The Daily Show" after the debates, as Stewart and crew are sure to treat the President with the respect and awe he is due.